New Pre-Order Merch Now Available! – Summer Sales Festival 2025
It’s here! The official Summer Sales Festival 2025 merchandise is now available to pre-order – and trust us, you’re going to want one (or both).
This year’s lineup includes:
👕 Classic Festival T-Shirt – bold, comfortable, and built for BBQs, beer, and bragging rights.
👚 Sleeveless Vest Top – a slimmer fit, preferred by many of our lady attendees (but open to anyone who wants to feel the breeze).
🔥 LIMITED RUN – PRE-ORDER ONLY
You know the drill – once they’re gone, they’re gone. We’re not printing extras, and we’re definitely not posting them out. This is event-exclusive merch, and it must be collected in person at the Summer Sales Festival 2025.
⏳ Order Cut-Off Date
Pre-orders close on [insert date, e.g. 30th June 2025], so don’t hang about. Get your size locked in early – or risk missing out and suffering the jealousy of everyone else looking festival-fresh.
🚫 No Delivery – No Exceptions – No Camels
Yep, it’s that simple. This isn’t Amazon. There’s no delivery option. All orders are to be collected on-site during the event. No excuses. No camels.